When the Missing Apostrophe is the Least of Your Problems

Our brother has become very enthused about this blog (or just loves a reason to procrastinate), and sent along this gem and the associated commentary below.

This first came to my attention because of the obvious missing apostrophe in "Dicks." All well and good, but not too compelling, especially since Dick's stylish letter design probably limited his flexibility in adding the apostrophe. Maybe he knew he needed it, but why sacrifice the perfect balance of those five letters with the burden of a little apostrophe? I probably would have appreciated better the apparent punning use of "buy" instead of "by" in "buy the bagfull" if I wasn't already suspicious of Dick's mastery of English grammar. Did he really mean it? Is it actually clever?

But I really began to question Dick's sanity when I considered the center of the sign. What creature is that holding the hamburger? Is it a skunk? A teddy bear with a cute puffy tail? A koala? And why is the mysterious fluffy creature feeding the hamburger to a rooster with that furtive look in its eye? Is this Dick's response to the Chick-fil-A "Eat Mor Chikin'" campaign? "Hey, chikin' eat mor meet."

Sara's note: "Bagfull" should actually be spelled "bagful." Man, this sign is a mess.